Rapper Pirates....

If Pirates of the Caribbean were a musical....

"When I say break you say the curse! Break!" "The curse!" "Break!" "The curse!" "Give me an A, give me an R, give me an R, give me an R! What's that spell? What's that spell?" "ARRR!!!"

Ninja Wolf!!!!

Is it a wolf in sheep's clothing? OR IS IT A NINJA WOLF?!!!!!! Holy freaking, banana tainted, monkey poop!

Puddle Win!!!

I saw this happen last December out in Hollywood. Driving down the street some guy got out of his car and as he closed the door he got doused by a passing van. So sad....

Mailmen

Postal workers are interesting. Their code or saying is "Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow." Yet, they never say anything about showing up on time. My mail never comes to my house or office on time, it seems as if it's simply delivered on his or her whim... Oh well....

Action Films.....?

Action movies are a constant stream of what looks to be improvisation and random happenstance that gets the main characters safely through....

Here's an Example

As we start getting into that lovely time of year when school and work seem to crush in on you and the holidays seem to rush you from behind like an angry rhinoceros springing from the undergrowth on an unsuspecting safari party, one must remember to give thanks and be grateful for these comedic times of year. God bless.

When Obama announced his new financial package to Congress, Congress was quoted as saying, "Obama's package is too big for the United States to handle."

What is it with the innuendoes these days?! ;P

News With A Twist:

Brought to you by Pasadena City College News,

Woman Catches Streaker In Locker Room, Held Him Till Police Arrived.

Question is, why would she want to hold him?

News With a Twist:

Compliments of Pasadena City College,

Woman rammed to death by old goat.

These sexual implications have staggered and confused the feeble minds of the public.

Well, we're back! A lot has happened in the past few months that I've been away. Found out that someone stole one of my episode script ideas for a TV show that I'm writing, some reason prison rape came to mind.... I think that's a bad thing. But feels like what happened. A new short movie that I have written is coming out soon hopefully, Called Mason and Charlie, look for that on YouTube...

Retard.... not a PC word....

Retard is not a politically correct term, but I know one... Turns out it's my ex's new boyfriend. I'm not saying this out of spite, if you met the guy you'd know. Almost every other day I get a call or text telling how dumb people think he is... sad. Any-who, cute birds.... ;o)

Bieber fever...

Justin Bieber, proof that even Canada can make millions off of the US by selling crap that they might not want in the first place.

Technology....

Technology can be a hard thing to get a handle on. Some people just don't realize that they need a handle.

Sorry gramps, you'd have to buy a computer to do it right...

SPEED! or is it?

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping it's speed over fifty and if it's speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

Yeah, way to go jack-ass.

Hahaha!

Oh Twilight, you're so dumb. Twilight, pandering to your teenage daughters shrieking demographic.... Or your confused son.... Sorry.

When things go south....

One of those moments when you know you're really f***ed.

Ugly....

You're so ugly you have to put a bag over your head just to get your dog to hump your leg.

Hookers....

Every time a shot glass breaks a hooker dances on a table.... Or is that with bells and angel wings... can't remember too drunk!

Pets....

I love pets, my ex had three dogs that I loved a lot. They were some of the most well trained animals I've ever been around. Gypsy, Zorro and good o'l Scooby. Those were some great dogs. Haha!

And the A**hole count soars!!!!

I'm tired of people making these stupid jokes. People need to grow the hell up. Just today someone that I deeply care for made a joke about dead babies. How is that at all funny? "What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork." A-HOLE!!

Kids...

I love playing Call of Duty, Halo and any other shoot 'em up games, as well as airsoft and paintball. I can only hope that if I ever have kids one of them would do me the honor of making a face like this. Hahaha!

Desires....

I've been thinking about--- all the things that I want, like your time and your love and maybe all of your heart! Maybe it wont be easy but babe we've got to try! Cuz baby I'm the only thing--- that your money can't buy!

A girl that I have loved and lost has left an everlasting impression on my heart and there is nothing more that I would rather than for her to see that.

Sweet dreams my friend, may Gods love and peace fill your dreams.

Braden Cox

Nazi...?

So apparently California has gone through a minor state of shock, this may be old news for some, but for others take a look. Yes Arnold, the ex-govanor of California is wearing a Nazi SS belt, given to him by his father.... Who was a Nazi....  AAAAH!! NAZI!!!

The Dive....

I just recently found out that I will be going skydiving this May. I CAN'T WAIT!!! WOO-HOO!!!

Trying?..... Failing....

I try not to get too involved when it comes to political points of view. But when I do, they tend to vary in their standing.

Prize?

No one gives out prizes for being a dumbass! So shut up and sit down!

You!

For all you bloggers too stupid to keep your blogs going! Get off the internet if you can't keep your show on the road! I'm so tired of seeing people hype their own stuff up and then not follow through! Stop waisting internet space! Try updating at least once a month! Come on! I just saw a blog that hasn't been updated since January. LAME! It's like people show off that they have something and then just let it sit. USE IT FOR PETE'S SAKE!

(You gotz your box? Good for you mofo!)

MONKS!

WHAT'S THE SOUND OF ONE FOOT KICKING ASS? [Tibetan Special Forces]

Why?

Why is it that the pretty girls hang with the ugly guys? Bad things always happen. Oh well....

Identities... Something you don't want mistaken...

He looks like a girl, but he's a man, so does that make him safe?

Ninja!

There are so many strange things in the world..... Ninja's being at the forefront. Just look at this! This ninja is getting a free drink! There should be a law!!!

Bears that care....

FAT PEOPLE WILL BE EATEN BY BEARS FIRST

Inception!

I saw someone the other day with a shirt with this text on it. All I wanted to do was run up and kick 'em. Seems like for something as simple as that, one should not have to wait.

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo! I gave up immortality for you!

Karate....?

Many people train in karate, I unfortunately am not one of these. I prefer the random and somewhat unethical Bar-room brawl style of fighting. That's right, running around swinging my arms like a busted windmill.

Update!

Submit photos or even funny videos to the following e-mail address to see them posted on this blog!

braden.cox@sbcglobal.net

Racist...?

I'm not a racist man, but for some reason, I occasionally find racist humor to be funny. Does that make me racist? Even if it's a joke about white people?