Puddle Win!!!

I saw this happen last December out in Hollywood. Driving down the street some guy got out of his car and as he closed the door he got doused by a passing van. So sad....

Mailmen

Postal workers are interesting. Their code or saying is "Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow." Yet, they never say anything about showing up on time. My mail never comes to my house or office on time, it seems as if it's simply delivered on his or her whim... Oh well....

Action Films.....?

Action movies are a constant stream of what looks to be improvisation and random happenstance that gets the main characters safely through....

Here's an Example

As we start getting into that lovely time of year when school and work seem to crush in on you and the holidays seem to rush you from behind like an angry rhinoceros springing from the undergrowth on an unsuspecting safari party, one must remember to give thanks and be grateful for these comedic times of year. God bless.

When Obama announced his new financial package to Congress, Congress was quoted as saying, "Obama's package is too big for the United States to handle."

What is it with the innuendoes these days?! ;P

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Woman Catches Streaker In Locker Room, Held Him Till Police Arrived.

Question is, why would she want to hold him?

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Woman rammed to death by old goat.

These sexual implications have staggered and confused the feeble minds of the public.