When things go south....

One of those moments when you know you're really f***ed.

Ugly....

You're so ugly you have to put a bag over your head just to get your dog to hump your leg.

Hookers....

Every time a shot glass breaks a hooker dances on a table.... Or is that with bells and angel wings... can't remember too drunk!

Pets....

I love pets, my ex had three dogs that I loved a lot. They were some of the most well trained animals I've ever been around. Gypsy, Zorro and good o'l Scooby. Those were some great dogs. Haha!

And the A**hole count soars!!!!

I'm tired of people making these stupid jokes. People need to grow the hell up. Just today someone that I deeply care for made a joke about dead babies. How is that at all funny? "What's the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork." A-HOLE!!

Kids...

I love playing Call of Duty, Halo and any other shoot 'em up games, as well as airsoft and paintball. I can only hope that if I ever have kids one of them would do me the honor of making a face like this. Hahaha!

Desires....

I've been thinking about--- all the things that I want, like your time and your love and maybe all of your heart! Maybe it wont be easy but babe we've got to try! Cuz baby I'm the only thing--- that your money can't buy!

A girl that I have loved and lost has left an everlasting impression on my heart and there is nothing more that I would rather than for her to see that.

Sweet dreams my friend, may Gods love and peace fill your dreams.

Braden Cox