Why?

Why is it that the pretty girls hang with the ugly guys? Bad things always happen. Oh well....

Identities... Something you don't want mistaken...

He looks like a girl, but he's a man, so does that make him safe?

Ninja!

There are so many strange things in the world..... Ninja's being at the forefront. Just look at this! This ninja is getting a free drink! There should be a law!!!

Bears that care....

FAT PEOPLE WILL BE EATEN BY BEARS FIRST

Inception!

I saw someone the other day with a shirt with this text on it. All I wanted to do was run up and kick 'em. Seems like for something as simple as that, one should not have to wait.

Peek-a-boo!

Peek-a-boo! I gave up immortality for you!

Karate....?

Many people train in karate, I unfortunately am not one of these. I prefer the random and somewhat unethical Bar-room brawl style of fighting. That's right, running around swinging my arms like a busted windmill.