Technology....

Technology can be a hard thing to get a handle on. Some people just don't realize that they need a handle.

Sorry gramps, you'd have to buy a computer to do it right...

SPEED! or is it?

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping it's speed over fifty and if it's speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down.'

Yeah, way to go jack-ass.

Hahaha!

Oh Twilight, you're so dumb. Twilight, pandering to your teenage daughters shrieking demographic.... Or your confused son.... Sorry.

When things go south....

One of those moments when you know you're really f***ed.

Ugly....

You're so ugly you have to put a bag over your head just to get your dog to hump your leg.

Hookers....

Every time a shot glass breaks a hooker dances on a table.... Or is that with bells and angel wings... can't remember too drunk!

Pets....

I love pets, my ex had three dogs that I loved a lot. They were some of the most well trained animals I've ever been around. Gypsy, Zorro and good o'l Scooby. Those were some great dogs. Haha!